pomes of buddy don: The Great War Hero

The Great War Hero

How could he be expected to recall
How many houses his wife bought for him?
He is the great war hero, after all,
Whose memory, with age, begins to dim.

And how could he remember which great team —
The Packers? Or the Steelers? — Do we care?
The point is he had undergone extreme
Enhanced interrogation over there!

And isn’t everyone pretty confused
Concerning Shia, Sunni, and Iran?
It’s just a talking point the poor man used —
At least he thought to bring his Lieberman!

His inconsistent views? Oh, what a bore:
That flip-flop stuff is so two thousand four!

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