so i wont be makin no resolushuns to speak of ceptn to give thanks all year long fer the minny times god has proved he luvs the undeservin by blessin me. as proof, heres ten of the blessins frum 2004:
- gut the luv of my life in my wife, witch she dun gut to wurkin out n reshapin her bidy without a'makin no resolushun atall (n the results is stunnin!)
- gut a grate son n two grate step-children, witch the bes news of the year is how each of em has found luv with sum of the bes folks i ever gut to meet
- thay wuznt no death in the fambly this year, tho thay wuz a marrg
- i made it thru a nuther year on my job
- gut a new migraine docter who has been hepful even ifn thays lots left to be figgerd out bout how to avoid the nextn
- our bildin is goin frum rental to condo in mid-januwary, witch we hope to by the one we live in
- them vols is playin on new years day
- new york (n the hole united states) dint git a nuther terrist attack
- drunk my furst sangle malt scotch
- n thays minny more blessins i caint thank of rite now, witch one of em is how im glad we aint invaded no more cuntries!
thankee fer droppin by now n then. may yer new year be yer bestn ever!