pinions of buddy don: amblin thru the preamble

thays this document that everbidy orta read a time or two. heres a bit of it, witch i speck ye kin spot whut tiz:

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

lets make a lil bullet point list of whut our constitushun is spozed to do fer us:

• form a more perfect union
• establish Justice
• insure domestic Tranquility
• provide for the common defence
• promote the general Welfare
• secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourserves and our Posterity

i lack that lil list a lot, but here lately, seems lack we been livin by thisn insted:

• divide folks on the basis of wedge issues lack aborshun n stem cells n n gay rights
• insure domestick fear of possibull enemies lack terrists that mite attack n soshul securty that mite be able to pay only 80% of benefits sum day at least a few decades in the futchur (witch we kin perdict whuts a'gone happen in the futchur)
• provide fer the common defence agin enemies that dont ever attack while ignorin the enemy that did attack (saudi arabian terrists, members of saudi arabian osama bin laden's terrist network) n ignorin wurser enemies that attack everday:
  1. ignorance
  2. poverty
  3. disease
• promote the welfare of corporayshuns but the workfare of the people
• secure the blessings of liberty to those among us who are not gay, ex-felons, or black and impose our form of liberty on folks in cuntries lack iraq, whuther they wont it or not

i reckon everthang changes, mayhap fer the better? mayhap not.