wandering hillbilly

news of buddy don:
end of year accountin

i figgerd i wood take a count of everthang fer the year with wandering hillbilly. here are sum relavunt stats:

1. born: friday 13th june 2003
   
2. sitemeter: 9,760 in 2003
   
3. mos of the vistors gut here fer one of three reasons:
   
   
   
   1. they wonta know sumthin bout the wurd 'hillbilly'
      
   2. they cant spell
      
   3. they blong to the rocky top brigade
   
   
4. ackshly, summa the vistors here probly gut here fer all three reasons.
   
5. mos poplar search term: hillbilly -- 1,911 referntses; nex mos poplar ten:
   
   
   
   1. the -- 34
      
   2. and -- 21
      
   3. wandering -- 21
      
   4. sex -- 19
      
   5. orgasums -- 15
      
   6. for -- 13
      
   7. free -- 12
      
   8. facks -- 11
      
   9. icon -- 11
      
   10. life -- 10
   
   
6. total wurds in wandering hillbilly fer 2003: 250,976
   
7. total chapters fer the novel, life n pinions of buddy don, hillbilly : 85
   
8. total wurds in the novel, life n pinions of buddy don, hillbilly: 194,971
   
9. most days in a row with a new chaptur writ fer the novel, life n pinions of buddy don, hillbilly: 12 (august 20 -- september 4); nex bes: 8 (august 2 -- august 9)
   
10. most visits in one day: 479 (day i hosted volunteer tailgate party n gut the instalanche)

news: ye mite notice how i dun put the furst 85 chapturs of the novel, life n pinions of buddy don, hillbilly, on a page whar they kin be red in order easlier. tiz over on the lef whar the chapturs used to be, witch i hope thays a plenty more comin in 2004.