Thursday, December 01, 2005

pomes of buddy don: How good it felt

How good it felt

How good it felt when on the Lincoln's deck
Our leader proclaimed major combat done
The right wing had the left wing by the neck –
The war against the liberals was won!

The mission was accomplished, glory be!
Approval ratings in the stratosphere –
We saw that statue fall on our tv –
The rose-petaled parades would soon be here!

But then things rotted like old orange rinds
As facts betrayed us with their noxious ooze
How can we win a war for hearts and minds
If we cannot control the Daily News?

What can we do? The truth smells worse than poop
So change the facts! Send in the Lincoln Group!

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