pinions of buddy don: questchuns bout thangs that dont make no sense

i figger i owe it to that feller who calls his self 'the author' to prove that i aint dead, so here goes sum thangs that dont make no sense to me:

• we dun been tole overn over agin that ifn we wuz to leave iraq, twood embolden them terrists: aint them terrists bold alreddy?
• why wudnt victry deeclared after we prooved agin whut them united nayshuns investigaytors wuz proovin, that saddam dint have no wmd?
• we have been tole that ifn we wuz to leave iraq, twood turn it over to al qaeda, witch ye gut to wunder wuz al qaeda in iraq befor the invayshun??
• since al qaeda wudnt in iraq befor the invayshun, how did al qaeda git thar foothold in iraq?
• did the chaos frum the war let al qaeda into iraq?
• wuz lies whut gut us into iraq?
• ifn ye kill one terrst by invayshun of a nuther cuntry whar thay wudnt no wmd nor no al qaeda neethur, how minny reglar folks deecide to join the terrsts? is it zero? one? more than one?
• why do folks keep wontin to join up with terrsts?
• how did escalayshun a surge wurk back in our other nayshunull nightmare uh, that is, quagmire make that, great forn pallsy adventchur effort to free the people of vietnam n keep them dominoes frum fallin n turnin us all into communists?
• whut ever happend to 'Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far'?
• is thay a penalty fer gloatin in a loud blustery voice n then showin the worl that yer big stick is broke?
• is it hubris or ignorunts that makes inny cuntry thank it kin fix this place?

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