pinions of buddy don: ramblin after a nite out

me n miz bd had a good time last nite. mr red molly wuz in town so we gut together fer dinner at saint andrews. twuz verr nice to see im agin n talk bout good food n sangle malt scotch n the IT bizness n such. we sent our greetins to red n walked im to the port authorty, witch thats whar we wuz a'gone our ownself.

thankee fer a fine time, sir!

meanwhile, back in the world:

• had ye seen the video that led to this?


• ye orta not show up yer princpull by speakin no forn langwage!


• i wunder ifn them canaries is a'gone sang in harmony? looks lack a nuthern is gittin tuned up!


• then ye gut yer one trick party a'doon thar one trick.


• proof that torchur wurks! this feller sed jes whut we wonted to here n we used it to go to war! too bad twuznt true ...


• whut wood ye do ifn one of yer students turnt out to be a terr suspeck n told a lie on ye to git revenge on ye fer givin em a bad grade?