blessins of buddy don: a current count

tiz time to count sum blessins, witch i gut moren innybidy outside of god kin count n i am livin proof that god continues to bless the undeservin. heres the current list of thangs thats wurthy:

1. even the presdint of the united states sumtimes must half to stand nekkid, take 1


2. even the presdint of the united states sumtimes must half to stand nekkid, take 2


3. a nuther canary is warmin up to sang


4. turns out our intelligents is better we thunk!


5. our presidint is larnin to dance


6. baby, it aint cold outside!


7. thays a lot of profit to be made by sellin medicull deevices


8. on a non-ironick note, eric over at strate white guy dun give me a book name of Complete Poetry of Robert Service, witch i hadnt never red too minny of his pomes n i am here to tell ye, tiz one of lifes grate playshures


9. n last but not lease fer this list, the best wife in the worl, i gut a grate job, a muther in law that dun give me a coat that makes me proud everday when i go outside, sum groan kids thats a'gone cook a exter thanksgivin dinner fer us this weekend, a mama on the mend, n thay aint havin that strike over in new york city ... lease not yet.

as ye kin see, i gut a grate lifen i could go on n on n on countin blessins till them innernets wuz too full of my wurds to keep chuggin along.

have yerself a grate day, a wunderful weekend, n more blessins than ye could count yer ownself.