Monday, April 24, 2006

pinions of buddy don: thangs i musta missd

i reckun the liberayshun must be near bout dun by now, rite? we been in iraq now nigh onto as long as we spent on the korean peninsula n wont need much time more till we dun give it more time than it tuck us to win our part of worl war 2.

as we all member, the congress voted to give mr bush the authorty to attack, witch as ye member thay wuz jes this lil condishun, sec 2, paragraf (a) of that septbember 18, 2001, Authorization for Use of Military Force:
IN GENERAL- That the President is authorized to use all necessary and appropriate force against those nations, organizations, or persons he determines planned, authorized, committed, or aided the terrorist attacks that occurred on September 11, 2001, or harbored such organizations or persons, in order to prevent any future acts of international terrorism against the United States by such nations, organizations or persons.
my problem is how i missd sum of the most importunt facks that musta dun cum out. mayhap ye kin point me to whar i kin find whut i missd. heres a lil list:
  • i missd the part whar it sed he had the rite to attack a cuntry on a counta it bein run by a evil dicktater, witch thays a slew of such cuntries we could attack ifn that wuz whut we wuz after.

  • i missd the part whar it sed we could have a preemptive attack ifn we wonted to spred democrussy to folks we thank orta have it (whuther they wont it or not).

  • i missd the part whar innybidy proovd iraq had innythang to do with the crime of 9/11.

  • i missd the part whar twuz proovd that even one of the 15 attackers frum saudi arabia or the 2 frum the united arab emirates or the 1 frum egypt or the 1 frum lebanon wuz ackshly frum iraq

  • i memeber bush sayin that they dint have inny proof of lanks twixt saddam n 9/11, so i musta missd the part whar they did have such lanks

  • in other words, i still miss how goin after iraq wuz a legal way of usin that aumf!
corse, it dont matter whuther we gut osama, rite? he woodnt be no problem fer us later on, wood he?

1 comment:

Tennessee Jed said...

I wish I could understand how folks like you and I can see and hear the lies and the folks who can do something with their people given power don't.

Thanks for putting it clear.