pinions of buddy don: saturdy noosepapers

thays a thang folks duz to git bad news out without nobidy hardly notissin, witch whut ye do is give it out on a fridy nite. that way, tiz only cuverd in the saturdy noosepapers, witch dont hardly nobidy read em. todays a good eggzample of that:

• New Reports Surface About Detainee Abuse; Mistreatment Was Routine, Soldiers Say


• Report: U.S. Image in Bad Shape; Hughes Set to Begin Public Diplomacy


• SEC, Justice Investigate Frist's Sale of Stock


• Bill Would Permit DNA Collection From All Those Arrested


• FDA Commissioner Steps Down After Rocky Two-Month Tenure


• Claim Atta Was Named Debated; Security Chief Denies Getting Chart Identifying Hijacker

shhh! dont tell nobidy bout them stories! mayhap nobidy will notiss! i jes posted them lanks sos ye kin know witch stories yer spozed to ignore.