but here in amurka, we wuz differnt. i member well why we wuz differnt. heres a list of whut set us apart frum the evil empire name of the ussr:
- in amurka, unlike in the ussr, if arrested, a persun wuz assumed to be innocent until proven guilty
- in amurka, unlike in the ussr, if arrested, a persun wuz guaranteed the right to a speedy trial
- in amurka, unlike in the ussr, if arrested, a persun wuz guaranteed to see the evidents agin im
- in amurka, unlike in the ussr, if arrested, a persun had the right to face them who wuz accusin him/her of wrongdoin
- in amurka, unlike in the ussr, if we wonted to protest sumthin, we had the right of free assembly n hadnt nobidy never herd of nuthin lack a so-called free speech zone
- in amurka, unlike in the ussr, we had the absolute right of free speech
- in amurka, unlike in the ussr, our press dint carry gummint prograganda
- in amurka, unlike in the ussr, we wuz allowed to bleeve whut we wonted on a counta thay wuz freedom frum inny kind of relijus coershun frum our gummint
- in amurka, unlike in the ussr, we dint spy on our own people
- in amurka, unlike in the ussr, we dint lock people up in secret prisons
- in amurka, unlike in the ussr, we dint encourage naybors to spy on each other
- in amurka, unlike in the ussr, our gummint wuz a gummint of laws, not men
- in amurka, unlike in the ussr, we had three, co-equal branches of gummint
- in amurka, unlike in the ussr, if one branch dun sumthin that wuznt in accordunts with our bleefs n ideals, tuther two branches wood check n balance em
- in amurka, unlike in the ussr, we wuz allowd to vote even ifn our name wuz simlar to sumbidy that had been cunvicted of a crime
- in amurka, unlike in the ussr, we could check books out of the liberry without nobidy makin a list of whut we wuz readin
- in amurka, unlike in the ussr, our private correspondents wuz private
- in amurka, unlike in the ussr, couldnt nobidy unlawfully search us or our property
i wuz at the zoo tuther day n tuck a pitcher of our nashunull symbol, the bald eagle, witch thisn wuz locked up:
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