Tuesday, May 23, 2006

pitchers tuck by buddy don: animull souls

i have a frien that lacks to argue bout flossofy n relijun. he wood argue that animulls aint gut no souls. i kin see whar that bleef wood putt ye in a hard place ifn ye wuz a bleever in evolushun, even the intelligent deesine kind, on a counta this questchun: when did god injeck souls into the furst human?

my frien is honest a nuff to add mitt he caint bleeve in a literull interpretayshun of the bible, so ye half to wunder how he splains souls in sum of the animulls n not otherns. wuz a lil bit of soul putt into the missin lank n then a full meashure of soul putt into the furst human?

i wood argue that that thay aint no livin creatchurs that dont have souls. period. sum folks ansers me back that ifn they gut souls, then why dont they ack lack humans? why aint they gut intelligents?

one anser i give is that ifn ye tuck inny humans entire intelligents n persunalty n everthang that goes with it n putt it into the body of a fish or a squirrel or a bird or a worm or a snake or a tree, twood ack jes lack a fish or a squirrel or a bird or a worm or a snake or a tree, period. the bidy that persun wuz putt into wood deetermine that.

so the fack that them animulls dont ack lack humans dont proov nuthin, lease in my pinion.

tuther anser i give is that yer animulls is higher creatchurs than humans. taint originull. this feller writ a wunderfull essay bout it name of The Lowest Animal, witch heres a quote frum it:
Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion -- several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight.

He has made a graveyard of the globe in trying his honest best to smooth his brother's path to happiness and heaven…

The higher animals have no religion. And we are told that they are going to be left out in the Hereafter.

I wonder why? It seems questionable taste
– The Lowest Animal essay, 1897
heres sum more pitchers of them higher animulls we seen at that bronx zoo ...

furst, sum tree kangaroos ...


thisns a white naped crane ...


this here camel wuz givin folks rides, witch the humans wuz takin money fer the servus, but them camels dint cumplain nun ...


these macaques wuz groomin each other ...


i have notissd how ever sangle fish i ever had in my aquarium has gut a differnt persunalty, witch tiz a nuther reason i bleeve fish n all livin creatchurs has gut souls ... heres a carp takin a look at the humans a'gawkin at a tankfull of big ole fish ...


ifn ye click on inny of them pitchers, a new browser should open up with full size vershuns of em.

ifn ye wonta make a comment, ye gut to click on 'link' below.

3 comments:

Anne Johnson said...

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. You see, man was made at the end of a week's work. And God was tired.

I thank this iz frum the same essay.

Anne Johnson said...

BD, Wandering Hillbilly, you be the first to know other n the bored gods. Mr. Johnson's plant done got sold and everone keeps they jobs. That would be the Philadelphia Daily News, first paper in generashuns to be praavately owned.

Me n Mr. Johnson got 2 kids. I be weepin with rlief tonaat. Wish could be such good outcum for all union folk everwhar.

buddy don said...

amen, anne! this is grate news. whut i wish is that wurkin folks could git thayselves organized agin. we dun been deevided n conkerd. thats sum wunderfull news!

thankee fer sharin such fine news this mornin!
bd