pinions of buddy don: 'there is no trust' (part one)

i been thankin n thankin bout all the fedrul budgetin problems we gut a'facin us rite now n i cum to real eyes what the problem is:

old people

dont git me rong: by sum estimutts, i am old my ownself, witch ifn that aint true, tiz true that i aspire to be as old as possibull. but ye caint ignore the facks:

1. old peoples the ones thats eggspecktin to git soshul securty
   
   
2. that means sumbidy is a'gone half to cum up with the money to honor the u.s. treasury notes, witch mr 'there is no trust' bush says:

   Some in our country think that Social Security is a trust fund -- in other words, there's a pile of money being accumulated. That's just simply not true. The money -- payroll taxes going into the Social Security are spent. They're spent on benefits and they're spent on government programs. There is no trust. We're on the ultimate pay-as-you-go system -- what goes in comes out. And so, starting in 2018, what's going in -- what's coming out is greater than what's going in. It says we've got a problem. And we'd better start dealing with it now. The longer we wait, the harder it is to fix the problem.

3. that means the exter money everbidy (including them old people) has been payin into the trust fund since 1983 has dun been spent, witch taint lack the trust fund ye set up fer yer kids or mr 'there is no trust' bush or the japanese or chinese holders of them same bonds on a counta ye gut to pay when yer child or mr 'there is no trust' bush or the japanese or the chinese git reddy to claim the money frum thar investment -- thar all a'gone be paid n ye caint doubt that n still uphold the constitushun.
   
   
4. no, accordin to mr 'there is no trust' bush, thonly ones thay aint money a nuff to pay back is the old people -- amurkin people -- that dun paid all that exter money durin the past 22 years. ye couldnt put it no bettern mr 'there is no trust' bush dun: there is no trust.
   
   
5. corse, specktin to be paid back whut they dun paid in aint all thats rong with old people -- thar also a'livin too long! now we gut to pay em thar soshul securty fer fifteen years in sted of fifteen munths! (whut a sprize that turnt out to be on a counta shorely everbidy figgerd by now theyd be dyin off fastern ever, rite? couldnt nobidy speck the life span to increase, now could they?)
   
   
6. wursern that is how old people needs more medicin n medicull treatments that young folks, witch that means sumbidy has gut to cum up with a way of payin fer medicare, witch mr 'there is not trust' bush dun gut passed by strong-armin his own party, keepin em up past thar bedtimes fer a vote that wuz held open 12 times as long as normal while keepin em in the dark bout the true costs, meanin that they figgerd twood only cost $400 billion fer the furst 10 years on a counta mr 'there is no trust' bush dun tole em so, witch twuz quite a sprize fer everbidy when it cum out that $400 billion wuz a lie n twuz really more lakc $526 billion fer the furst 10 years, only that turnt out to be a nuther whopper since the real cost is a'gone git closer to double whut the $400 mr 'there is no trust' bush had swore twood cost.
   
   
7. thays one last problem with old people that ye gut to cunsidder, witch thats how they dont wonta wurk no more but jes be retired to sum kinda lifelong holiday calld retirement -- they even ack lack they deserve it!
   
   
8. fack is, whenever it cums to old people, thay aint time to list everthang thats rong with em, so las thang i'll put on the list is how they vote bettern nobidy else, witch that means thar determinin whuts a'gone happen even tho thar a'gone be dead befor sum of the stuff they vote on happens.

but i hate to sit around listin a bunch of problems without offerin a solushun. so lets review. whut's the problem?

old people

whut kin we do bout it? we dun figgerd out we caint pay em whut we owe on a counta how there is no trust. so whut we a'gone do with em?

i reckon ye all kin ponder thatn fer a while. i gut a real good idee how we kin deal with the problem n make a few bucks at the same time, so please cum by tomorra to read bout 'there is no trust' (part two). ima gone splain it all to ye!